Comedy, Music, Uncategorized

Freddy Krueger Kidnapped The New Groovement

(Victoria, BC) The Victoria, BC band, The New Groovement has got themselves in quite the pickle. The entire band spent days waiting for someone to pick them up from the airport. Unfortunately, they all grew tired of waiting and fell asleep. No one was able to awaken them from their slumber! Friends and family of… Continue reading Freddy Krueger Kidnapped The New Groovement

Music

Victoria Band Now Trapped in the 80’s

Victoria, BC  - Government documents leaked by Celine Dion prove that time travel Is possible. Unfortunately, if citizens purposefully or accidentally travel back in time, the government won’t do much to help them get back to the current year. Local hip hop band, Illvis Freshly, were having a “boys’ night out” when their DJ, Mt.… Continue reading Victoria Band Now Trapped in the 80’s

Comedy, Music

Funkmaster & Hip Hop Group Help Kickstart the Reversal of Global Warming

Victoria, BC. Today, on Earth Day of all days, scientists have discovered a new source that has kickstarted the reversal of global warming. The music producer, Slynk produced a track with Illvis Freshly called “So Cool.” As it turns out, the title of the song truly speaks for itself. The Master of Funk created sounds… Continue reading Funkmaster & Hip Hop Group Help Kickstart the Reversal of Global Warming